We are in a drought.
And I'm fucking thirsty.
We have gotten to see Rob riding a bike
and talking to some guys in a pub
and lets not forget the mystery blonde!
(Who by the way, was just a lucky fan)
But somehow it doesn't seem complete...
That's because we are missing Kristen too!
How fucking long as it been?
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That's how long.
It feels ridiculous to say I miss Kristen.
But I do.
Of course Kristen's name is still being brought up
in every Rag article they can put it in.
Because without her name?
No one cares.
All meaningless drivel that no one really
gives a shit about...
But just add Kristen Stewart
or Robert Pattinson...
and it calls ALL the lunatics to the yard.
This is standard drought behavior.
People start to actually believe their hallucinations.
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So as it goes with a 'drought'
There isn't much to really write about.
Which I guess is Good for them...
Maybe not so much for us.
1. I like Jennifer Lawrence.
But she has nothing to do with Rob or Kristen
or their relationship.
Even if she has become the Ninnie Poster girl.
Even if the Rags want to make up bullshit about her and Rob.
I'm guessing she would prefer not being dragged into the drama.
Imagine what it would be like if the lunatic ninnies
actually focused all their attention on someone
they actually liked?
You would think they would at least focus on Rob...
But they don't even do that.
They don't seem to have the time for Rob.
All day. Every day.
It's all about Kristen.
She owns them.
Lock, stock and strait-jacket
2. Some people are SO afraid that Kristen is going
to show up in Australia soon.
I seriously think heads will explode
WHEN she gets there.
Although I'm sure they have plenty of excuses
at the ready.
Most likely the standard lie of
On one hand
The Fringe are all about Rob being 'single and free'
while he's in Australia
Even if it puts a damper on their whole PR theory ...
But it's good for them to keep it handy
when Rob and Kristen are together again.
And you know... They will be.
I'm not sure what they will do once the DVD comes out.
There will be nothing left in the PR excuse tank...
Just like their lives...
This post is brought to you by the letter T and the number 7.
I adore him.
I don't know.
Some good word that starts with T.
Someone sent this to me...
(Thank you btw)
This one kinda is in my top 5 now.
What a fucking swagger.
Do I even have to say it?
Rob and Kristen
Sooner rather than later.
And by the number 7
Seven times a day.
Need I say more?
Until next time
Bye for now